61% of people admit to using furniture on a lonely night

well i guess i'm not the only derelict that as a child used a piece of furniture to help me get my rocks off.  in the latest poll question on elephantQ.com, 61% of users (as of 4/9/2008) had a one time or another used either a piece of furniture or home appliance to aid them in flushing their loins. i guess that gives new meaning to the word lazy boy...